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Women Injured From Wii Fit Turns Into A Sex Addict

A 24 year old woman has been reported to have fallen off her Wii Balance Board and caused her to become a sex addict afterwards.

The article from Yahoo! reported that Amanda, a catering worker from Manchester, England, requires at least ten sex sessions a day after the fall from her Wii Fit Balance Board.

Amanda described the injury herself that “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.” This is apparently caused by even the slightest vibrations such as mobile phones to food processors.

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve, which can really happen to a person. However, no reports of any lawsuit yet since accidents happen and you can’t really blame Nintendo for this.

Now guys, get those same ideas I had, out of your head.

5 Comments
  • Joseppi
    April 19, 2010
    Reply #1

    Her name is apparently Amanda Flowers. More like DeFlowers…

    And she can make my wii fit if she wants..

    I’m in a corny mood today.

  • Jonathan
    April 19, 2010
    Reply #2

    Okay, Microsoft and Sony. Sure, your systems have HD and great online services, but have they ever given anyone an endless supply of sexual arousal and orgasms? I doubt it!

  • JGH27
    April 21, 2010
    Reply #3

    *goes out and buys 50 wii fits* What? By giving out 50 of them 1 of those girls is bound to let me help her out out of sheer thanks…..right? lol

    • Joseppi
      April 22, 2010
      Reply #4

      Hmm, you might be on to something there. lol

  • MarkSpizer
    May 3, 2010
    Reply #5

    great post as usual!

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