Sega was the king of risqué adult video game ads back in the day. Let’s take a look at the top five.
Warning: These are not safe for work!
Sega gives a new meaning to “playing with your joystick.”
A classy reference to the “masturbating will make you go blind” myth.
Yeah, it’s somewhat common for those in the North to pee their name in the snow. Don’t ask me why.
This advertisement is nuts.
And finally, the best for last…
Probably the best advertisement for any video game, period.
Have you seen any other funny ads? Let us know about them in the comments below.
July 18, 2010
#1
I never knew these ads existed. I guess they weren’t in America. Thanks Tipper Gore, you bitch.
July 18, 2010
#2
Yeah, these are foreign ads. America is very prude in an odd way. It has always been okay to watch violence but don’t show someone’s bare ass, oh no!
July 18, 2010
#3
“Yeah, it’s somewhat common for those in the North to pee their name in the snow. Don’t ask me why.”
I’ve never seen anyone here in Canada town do that. With temperatures 40 degrees below freezing in the winter, you don’t want your dick to be exposed to those temperatures for too long!
July 19, 2010
#4
Davis Cup is looking good!
August 31, 2011
#5
I remember the last one, or atleast a imitation of it.
but the rest..
Where were these ads?
Mad Magazine?
September 2, 2011
#6
I think they were in many different magazines.