When I was 4, my neighbor's dog attacked me pretty bad. It ripped part of my left ear loose and left a scar on my nose which is still there today. I was covered from head to to in blood. The dog was put to sleep shortly after since I was the second person it tore into.

Post edited 9:02 pm – March 28, 2010 by Joseppi

Yeah, I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was wearing this blue mesh tank top (Shut up, it was the 80's xD) and it was just blood soaked. The hospital stitched my face up and put some stuff on it that looked like clown paint or something. Then the family of the girl who was attacked by the same dog a year prior came over and brought me a bunch of stuffed animals. My sister is now married to the owner of that dog. And they still laugh about it. Yeah, my sister and I don't get along.

To bad we didn't sue, they wouldn't be laughing then.

Post edited 11:45 am – March 29, 2010 by Jonathan

Dogs are especially unpredictable around food. My girlfriend's dog would never attack my girlfriend, but one time she gave her a special bone and she turned into a little monster. She took the bone away and never gave her any nice treats since.

I told her we need to read up on the dog whisperer guy and see what you're supposed to do in those situations. I remember seeing a show where the host held the nasty dog's face to the ground until it stopped growling and he basically broke it by doing that. The dog wasn't mean to him anymore because he showed the dog that the Human is Boss and can Destroy You, lol.

I've pretty much got my girlfriend's dog to listen to my commands, but I can't completely trust it around my face (obviously).

She got a good smack and kick. Then I yelled to my girlfriend to keep the dog away from me so I wouldn't kill it, lol. I very rarely get angry, truly, but man I was pissed. I'm glad I didn't really hurt it though. That would have been a mistake.