Sega was the king of risqué adult video game ads back in the day. Let's take a look at the top five. Warning: These are not safe for work! Sega gives a new meaning to "playing with your joystick." A classy reference to the "masturbating will make you go blind" myth. Yeah, it's somewhat common for those in the North to pee their name in the snow. Don't ask me why. Th... more.